Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock? I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?
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To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use.
These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too.
Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?
Inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart... I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please? ) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be. I: bad joke, my real e-mail is —————————— Her: I actually like reading about serial killers I: Well, you are in luck then. I: I don’t mind if its not decent or even better – an indecent one! I: Send it to my e-mail at [email protected]: lol sounds like a CIA e-mail. Hey, I gotta run, but let’s have a real conversation later…. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.