In the three-minute sketch, comedian Cecily Strong plays a woman named Michelle who shows up at a bar too early and decides to have a drink while she waits for her friend to arrive.
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Leave it to Saturday Night Live to come up with the most relatable skit about dating in a world where Donald Trump is our president.
The first guy to approach Michelle casually tries to differentiate himself from the others. "I think the whole world is," Michelle shoots back at him.
"I think one is our president," he says, eliciting a laugh from Michelle before showing her his t-shirt that reads "The future is female." Unfortunately his sly advances doesn't work on Michelle, nor does it work for any of the other men who pretend to be feminists to impress her. Luckily, Michelle's friend arrives just in time to rescue her from the creeps, but what happens after will leave you speechless.
Daniel- I feel at this stage in our relationship, Doleen, I can open up to you and be honest, you know let you know how I really feel.
(being very serious) And all I can say about this is …..“SURF’S UP BABY!! let’s hear from bachelor #2 Dustin- Well, I’m glad you asked this question Doleen. Bachelor #2 is Dustin ***** our businessman (Doleen shakes Dustin's hand too hard and hurts him).
Doleen- very disgusted says, “Thanks but NO THANKS! Cole- Well ma’am, first of all, I would drop EVERYTHING (looking back to Dustin) and second of all I would NOT for one instant drag you in the water! (Cole shows the example to the audience then the host takes it and shows it to Doleen who, of course, is very impressed) Doleen- Well done Bachelor #1! (holds up a fake can of shaving cream that has a circle with a shark crossed out) Doleen- rather nervously says, O. Next, I would lavish you with thee top of the line palm pilot with a built in calculator (shaking his head again, looking all proud of himself)! Now, Doleen, you have time for just one more question. (laughing and getting a kick out of his joke, maybe punching Dustin then Dustin grabbing his shoulder painfully) Doleen- No, No, No.